“Tournies! Love 'em. We'll win one eventually, if the lads can survive another thousand games each. Ha! Pro Elves, tricky sorts, well experienced and a tight roster gave them the support of Jordell Freshbreeze.

They took the kick and the sun came out bright, three of ours out immediately. They shaped up strong and well forward to the south on a deep kick, but I directed too much speed down there and when the switch came with deep screens and so many targets to cover we were well short, Thug put in the crowd and they scored.

Bully couldn't handle the return, the bash didn't pay, and the scatter was poorly covered. Tricky stepper Rapskal scooped it up and Bully couldn't pull him down. Conventional Brutality tactics proving useless against all this agility.

Feeling down, Bully tried to up the team spirits, and how! Another deep kick covered by them, so he just scooped it up, dodged away, and put out a long pass in the sun strait to Bruiser. Legend in the making, I tell you! Bruiser was so surprised he couldn't do a thing with it, and Goon's attempt to protect him did nothing, so they showed us how it's done, got the ball back and scored immediately. 3-0! Not even half time. We got a quick show, but Thug couldn't throw for the sun.

Bully got under a high kick for the second, here's a chance I thought! But Sylve dauntless to wrestle him down, and they threw it deep, all but out of our reach. Bruiser worked and got it back up to Bully, falling in the attempt, and they simply knocked him over, gathered the ball, passed it around, and scored before the lads could even move! ELVES! Even the sun is nothing to them.

The ref gave Muscle the ball, feeling our pain, he muscled through with fair cover and this time the dauntless wasn't enough with Goon guarding! Fouled off too! That's better strategy, quick, strait up the guts and out to a wing, stretch them! A snake on the dodge, and we were in.

Time left, and nerves of steel on their catchers, they made it five. It's a wonder they didn't have eight. Tremendous team, totally outclassed. Our green things need to survive a bit longer to learn the old diving tackle ways, and then stay on the field long enough to use it! Ha! That'll be the day!”