“Enough monsters, eh, time for a show about some vikings, norsemen, baresarks, the muscles on these ones always pleasing the female fans!

They shaped up down the wing, a spot of passing, unfazed by our star power it was all we could manage to get Xander near the ball, and from there they had an easy enough score.

Our turn, ferris looked scary so Dana put the boot in, their baresark took revenge but stumbled getting away from the stars nearby, and Giles simply passed up to Willow and she away to score at her leisure as they threatened easier targets. Only quarter time, 1-1. Marvellous story line.

They shaped to go up the same wing, we put a little more power in the defence and their Corax saw skulls! Hah, reverse on last episode's scene. Anya dodged away from their snow troll and died, not sure where that fit in the story. They tried a tricky cross-field move but it wasn't to be, the break arriving just in time.

We stacked the whole cast down south, and they tried to surround us, but a quick blitz from Buffy and the gap was wide open for Giles. They sprinted around in cover, heaving chests, rippling quads, slow motion camera work exemplary, the ball was handed to Xander, dodging away, just swift enough to avoid any chance of a retort.

Down the wing they went, heavy star power placed in their path, what to come of it? A switch? We covered every option, but not the pass! Catch in the zone, dropped it, and off to the fans he goes! Angel with the ball, dana waiting for a pass, everything in the air! Off to Xander, long pass, a fumble! Drama! They go for the ball, but it's a mess and time has run out for more.

What a show, fans love it, stunt work hard on the lesser cast, but beating the challenges is what brings the ratings and sustains the season! Not to mention all that beefcake.”