“We welcomed a troupe of the dead into our store, the wolfy types, sometimes good buyers, though others they do struggle picking up the casualties from our smaller staff.

Our ball, Gunner ran back to cover wary of their speed and Creaky Knee wasn't sneaky enough on a weak fouling effort. Have to watch that. Gunner put one off showing how it's down, and two more followed before Gunner took a bad knock. Things looking up. Stunned Muppet wandered down field in case our luck held. Things were tight, and Frozen Shoulder had to be saved by the apothecary when he went after Black Betty.

For lack of a better option, Cracked Ribs had it, so he just sprinted off for the line, "The Ex" taking him down a bit short. Ha, short. Sorry lads, can't help it at times. Running very low on legs, and apothecaries, we sort of shelved our efforts at the ball, hammering at their big timber with our big timber, lads the boot in as Gunner had shown.

They scored, and started the second. Ed finally hit their Spare Parts hard enough to send him off for the day, his first. Miffing Deef was thrown for a blitz, but landed in the worst spot. Numbers about even, but ours a bit short nonetheless. Stunned Muppet flew, strait to his own grave, Frozen Shoulder had to blitz alone and it wasn't enough, the apothecary's work giving out on a dodge, but only for the day. They scored again.

Unchained Melonie took out Post Trauma as he gathered the ball, catching the scatter, Ed hit by a rock, Paininthe Neck out dodging away. Casualties galore, mostly staff purchases, at great discounts, not good for business. They scored again! If only we sold touchdowns!

Time running low, they swarmed our short numbers, Post Trauma taking the blitz this time and running back to Ed to be helped forward. They couldn't blitz him again, and he dodged free to get us one back. Good lad! Disappointing sales, really, Ed and Leif working the returns counter for everything we sold, I guess that's what you get with hiring Trees, not to mention the blocking advantage.

Still, plenty of funeral pie! Joyous time for the staff if not the management.

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Stunned Muppet, 10 games, 1 MVP. What a little champion, just not suited to flying.”