“Huh, Wood Elves looking for casualties, I wonder if they'll be good buyers? Let's hope so!

We got the ball, their defence perfect, Leif still KO'd Art, their tree, a bit of a notch on his belt. Cracked Ribs got it to Gunner, and as Ed was free we went for a throw, but it was fumbled. They got in on it, but Leif soon cleared them and Cracked Ribs caught the scatter. Gunner sent off for a good foul on Kid, fair enough I suppose, kept both of them out for the day. Our lad was soon over, but all they could do was scatter it to another catcher, the big timber taking the both of them down and Post Trauma nicking off with it, the big leaping blitz didn't leap and he dodged away and scored. Good lad.

We tried to cover their return, but elves, woodies in particular, so many to cover and so few ways to do it with the lads and the big timber so slow. They scored and then carried on with a blitz to take our ball too! Smash D'Ankle sconned the carrier, but it was so deep and well covered that Cracked Ribs could only barely reach it (3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 2+, 3+, 2+, 3+, 4+, last one too much, but not a bad effort!). Then he got smashed and they scored.

Our numbers were short in the second, and soon shorter with Shaughnessy picking up his fourth purchase. Miffing Deef finally got a strip, but they were away for a third with all the open space in the world. At least the score's got some good sales to go with it this game!

The ball went back and forward on our pickup, we dragged it back to our trees. Ed missed a chance to throw Paininthe Neck, such a shame, demoralised coaching staff not making the best choices at times, and right at the death a death, Miffing Deef setting up more funeral pie for the lads.

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What service. 19 games, 26 blocks, 1 touchdown, 1 MVP. Never quite filled the boots of Mithing Deef, but gave it his all every game. Top lad, great spirit, excellent pie. And on such a good day for the shop, NINE casualties, SIX to one player, just the one return! Excellent sales.”