“Shop holiday, but some Norsemen were rioting about to get in, so we opened the store specially for them.

Our ball, they wanted to offer a kill in return immediately, but compromised on a cheaper one, hopefully they're buying too! Gunner tried a blitz, no luck at all, and before we could blink they had the ball. Foot Crushed fetched it back, but there was poor cover as we worked the returns counter hard and Smash D'Ankle couldn't dodge free. Ed sprinted in to scatter the ball from their horde, but Cracked Ribs fumbled the pass and they had it again, away and in, a sale too.

Another go, not much time, Post Trauma tried a sprint, easily blitzed down. So much blocking talent. Leif took another return, before Broken Back sold a superb -ST, the boy could retire on a sale like that!

Their turn, Wrecked Bits went over the top and tried to surf one! Classic, but didn't come off. Troubled Elbow took their attention with a sale, and Post Trauma got the surf right! Couldn't pick up though, and then suddenly a dwarf with bombs was in the shop causing havoc and stealing! With few staff about, they scored again.

Our ball, time for action, but Miffing Doof couldn't land it. Shame. Creaky Knee in cover got a nice sale, Leif skulled a long-range blitz, and that was our chances for one gone. Good sales made in the end, though the shop smells of bacon and it's making the staff crazy for pie! Back to the holidays, they can buy their own for once.”