“Here's a more familiar match up, Chaos, but with a Minotaur named Wiggles. If we can't punch stunties properly, maybe we can punch the big guys instead.

Muscle smashed Winky good (hip fixed up by the apothecary) as Bully got hold of the ball. Bully punched through, and held his nerve with the ball, well screened by green things. Muscle's niggles got the better of him, off for the day quickly. Little they could do, Bully took his time and scored safe enough with a cheeky blitz. We tried to cover their run forward, but too few left already, green things going down like green things, and they snuck in a last gasp dodgy pass.

Their ball second half, back to four Ogres, Thug got another kill, top blocker. They gave us a look at it, but Bruiser was confused about the easy blitz, and then Bully and Chickle took each other out, the goat somewhat worse off. But Winky had it, and getting close wasn't enough, stalling us by dodging about like the finest elves. Wiggles tearing up the Ogres with his big claw.

We got a last chance, but the blitz didn't help, a stunty long bomb not much chance. Still, it felt good to get some big hits in, even with young Brutish slower than ever for our attempts at standing that Mino.”