“After a great run of murdering their opponents' faces, My Basement has encountered a streak of bad luck. Spider, previously a one-man wrecking ball of a rat, has been very uncooperative and his partner Groop has been throwing the blame on Mank the blitzer, saying he literally does nothing every game.

Misfortune befell My Basement in the second half, when team leader Sammy got murdered by a goat. Perhaps it was revenge for the goat sacrifice rituals he introduced to the team that had previously given the gods of dice a reason to favor the skaven team.

Sammy was a great leader and while the record for game wins wasn't that great, he was the opening player whether it would be him kicking the ball or catching it and going for a fast touchdown. This game he wasn't feeling it though, he consistently dropped the ball, messed up the team's plans and initiated a series of events that finally ended in his demise.

While his performance was dropping, we will still miss our brave team captain and may he rest in peace.”