“The results in the lab are conclusive: These Skaven are made are surprisingly resilient stuff, surviving an entire game against the marauding chaos team without a single casualty. There were certainly plenty of KOs and stuns, but the rats were able to get up and walk back onto the pitch on their own legs without much rest.

Meanwhile, Schrödinger's Rat and blitzer Geiger-Murine were relentless in their attack on the Chaos players. The moment Time Dilation of Gratvity kicked off, Geiger-Murine led a blitz and injured a beastmen who just wasn't able to get out of the way fast enough. The Skaven weren't able to take advantage of the blitz, the game turned into a bit of a wild scrum, the Chaos were able to escape with a touchdown.

The Mad Experiments and their coach, sensing a casualty advantage would act arrogantly for the remainder of the match. Conservermin of Mass made a pass 1 square away from a gutter runner instead of just handing off, and linemen showed how 'ard they were by standing toe to toe with Chaos warriors. The rats, unsurprisingly were able to score before the second half, even with their showing off, but it would almost cost them the win.

On turn 13 of the second half. the Skaven coach had a gutter runner try and pass the ball to a blitzer who was waiting in the endzone. The gutter runner almost fumbled the pass, and the blitzer, Conservermin of Mass, fumbled the catch. The Skaven were fortunate that the ball stayed in bounds and they didn't cost themselves a win right there. What happened next confirmed what had already been shown: Nuffle shined on the Mad Experiments this day. A beastmen, in an attempt to knock the ball out of bounds, threw himself into a fray of rats, and slammed into the ball as he fell into the ground.

The ball flew right into the waiting hands of Conservermin of Mass, who caught the ball and scored the winning touchdown.
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