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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2015-09-28 21:24:24
CTV 1830k Norse
1
40k (-10000)
15000 (1 FAME)
No change
2/4/1
Inducements:
Simyin CTV 1790k+50k
2
60k (-10000)
13000
+1
1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
5
-
1
19
152
-1
30
54
4
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
1
-
1
13
142
-1
38
44
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#2 Mathieu Debuchy III – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#3 Kieran Gibbs II – Dead (RIP)
#5 Laurent Koscielny – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#7 Mikel Arteta – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#11 Aaron Ramsey – Broken Jaw (MNG)
But he hadn't.
"MONKEYS???" - he exclaimed. -"WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???" - he shoved his assistant off the way. "HAVE YOU BEEN ON A CALVADOS STRICT DIET AGAIN!??"
The assistant mumbled something about seeing is believing and opened the changing room door. Then, the screeching and the grumbles were audible. There was a trail of banana peels all over the corridor.
"God. Ferk. No. It's true. What the ferk??" - Mendifonte scratched his head, completely puzzled. "And this cowpie is legal? We're playing animals, god sake. I need to speak to the league commissioner immediatly."
The assistant mumbled something again.
"OK! OK! OK! O-Ferking-Kay! We will play!"
Mendifonte turned to his players...
"Boys... Try to do your best. This is gonna be weird. And for PeteW's sake, be careful with those banana skins alright?"
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