“First game for the Ginnungagap Invaders. Nuffle's humour does not amuse us, he picked the evil dwarves as the first challenge. Allthough we start as the receiving team, we were still kicking and screaming, and after a few rounds a few dwarves had left the pitch. Unfortunaly so had a few rats and goblins. The invaders god worn down alot faster than the dwarves, and after half an attempt at advancing towards the End Zone, the first half ended with no score.
In the second half we bravely attempted to stop the advancing dwarves by hitting their hands and feet with our faces. We never got the window of opportunity, and the dwarves easily walked in the first TD in their last turn. Our last attempt at scoring by tossing a goblin looked promising, but for the ground.
The game was fun, and I got a dwarven scalp for my collection. With no permanent injuries, I'm ready to bludgeon my next opponent.”