“This was an awesome game for Chartreuse and Hunter in particular. We kicked first, stuffed the redirect option, forced a southbound drive that stalled out when the statfreak Ghoul Hophop rolled a 1 to dodge away from Chartreuse. The ball bounced out of bounds and was thrown deep into Les Aaargs' backfield, where Malachite scooped it and outran a Mummy for the TD.

Second half, we received. A Blitz! came up, and before we knew it, we were pinned down deep in our backfield. Malachite got the ball, but couldn't keep it safe from Coupdebouleur, who popped it and retrieved it, but not before we got several men down there to force a scrum. Coupdebouleur went out after a blitz from Hunter, Hophop injured himself trying to get into the fray, and our Chartreuse recovered the ball and ran it upfield for a touchdown. By the end of the drive, Les Aaargs had no mobile players left on the pitch.

Game ball is a tough call between Malachite, Hunter, and Chartreuse, but I'm giving it to Chartreuse. I'm tempted to give an honorable mention to Hophop, the statfreak Ghoul on the other team, who rolled 4 consecutive 1s to fail 3 dodge attempts (one of them critical, one injuring him). sealing the game for us.”