“Coach Monteif was pissed off!!!

"What the hell was that???" he asked the team as they walked back into the dugout.

"You had the bloody game won, They were literally eating their own team"!!!!

With the speed of a skink, monteif spun round and smacked our Ogre right in his mouth

"You are supposed to hit and hurt the other players"! YOU ARE NOT A BLOODY ELF!"
Leave the ball alone for gods sake."

"The only good thing to come out of today was the final minute where you finally found some balls and made a great play to get the draw."

"Tyler has broke his arm so is out of the next game, so we need to cover for him."

"If there is no improvement then I PROMISE you that you will face one of killing teams that are floating around here!!!!!!"

With that, Coach Monteif stormed out the dugout!”