“In OBBA round 6, PSV faced the Red Zharr Hellgrade from coach Mozza1. Hellgrade started on offense but had a tremendously unlucky turn. The kick-off landed right on the LoS and the hobgoblin Dordi K'Planovic failed to pick up the ball causing a scatter into the PSV half of the field. Five elves raced towards the ball. Van Nistelrooij picked it up and moved himself into safety after a succesful "Pro" reroll on the dodge. Due to a backfiring chainsaw from Nobbla Blackwart, Van Nistelrooij can easily run in the score on turn 3. 1-0!

The their second offense drive, Red Zharr made a succesful attack over their right wing. The famous wardancers of PSV jumped in the cage but their coach forgot to count one Hellgrade assist so Van Nistelrooij only had a 1D block... The 'both down' was luckily team rerolled into a 'pow/push' and ball carrying hopgoblin Dordi K'Planovic lost the ball a second time today. His team mate dwarf Bosko ?urovski backed him up and caught the bouncing ball, thereby keeping the ball posession for Red Zharr. Quite to the amusement of the PSV fans in the stadium, Bosko tried to blitz himself free but instead managed to knock himself out in a Skull die and leave the ball free to be picked up by PSV. Boudewijn Zenden ran away with the ball, way out of reach for the dwarves to catch him up. But what's that?? Totally against the rules, a thirteenth Red Zharr player sneaks into the field and manmarks Zenden! But with the help of an assist from Philip Cocu II, Zenden blitzes himself free and runs the ball down the endzone. 2-0!

In the 2nd half, PSV starts their offensive drive. Guardado holds the ball and prepares for a nice pass in an attack over the left wing. After a few turns the attack is shifted over the right wing, leaving the slow dwarves behind in frustration. Minotaur N'Maya Viddik did get a 2D opportunity on ball carrier Van Nistelrooij but his blodge held him upright. After a leap Van the Man walks in the 3-0!

The dwarves get more and more frustrated and start blocking, blitzing and fouling at will. B'Orijov Kostic places the boot on the PSV Treeman and, without any assist, without dirty player, kills him! What a guy! In the last four turns of the 2nd half there is no touchdown but several elves do leave the pitch. Final score is 7 elves out but the 3-0 remains unchanged.

All in all it turned out into a bloody match in the end. But the 3-0 score made up for the killed treeman and -AG injury on Wilfed Bouma.”