“This was an insane game of outlandishly bad luck, mainly for the Wedjamo team, which I have no right to walk away from with a draw.

The elves fumbled or fluffed four consecutive pass rolls, three of which were for TDs and spent half the game tripping over the Runtz whenever they tried to dodge. Are theses elves ladies or orcs in make up? Perhaps the push up bras they all seem to be wearing interferes with their passing action and produces a blind spot near their feet where sneaky gobbos can hide and trip them up – either way the play was distinctly un-elvish with the ball spending majority of the match within yards of the Runtz TD zone but never quite managing to cross it for a score.

A ridiculously silly game was brought to an appropriate close when Goblin ‘Free-kee’ managed to surf the elvish ball carrier from within their own cage just one yard short of the TD and then when the elves re-gathered the ball the forgot to run it over the line in the final turn, deciding they would rather throw one more block than score and win the match (suspiciously orcish behaviour again).

Hilarious game mate, I’m sorry so many of the laughs were at the expense of your atrocious luck!
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