“Big stars make big plays big games. Geiger-Murine is the biggest star in the league, and he made biggest plays in the final game on the Mad Experiments quest for perfection. For the second straight game, Geiger-Murine caused multiple casualties, but this time he upped his game and turned multiple casualties into multiple murder death kills.

But it wasn't an easy win. A rough first drive left the rats reeling as they allowed an easy touchdown for the high elf team. Fortunately, after a careless cage attempt, the elves' wizard's fireball didn't eliminate any gutter runners from the pitch. After a quick back and forth, the rats were able to take back the ball and tie the game going into the second half.

By then, Gieger-Murine and Schrödinger's Rat had done their job, and there were only 6 elves who could take the pitch. Although the Elves offered a challenge, they were ultimately unable to offer a threatening enough defense to force the rats to score before turn 8. By the time they took the pitch, there weren't enough elves to attempt a 1 turn touchdown, and the fans didn't do them the favor of rioting on the pitch.

The Mad Experiments regular season ends with unbelievable perfection.”