“A somewhat smaller team of bloodthirsty types faced us. Wilhelm Chaney with them as some sort of measure of "fairness". League administration may need to be dealt with.

Wait, do they read these? Hmm, dealt with fairly, I mean.

Anarchy was unleashed, Thieving wouldn't take the ball though, a Vamp through on the loose ball quickly. Fraud was used to recover it, but Corruption was our failure this time, and wouldn't take protestations otherwise. Hush Money was put away and they ran with it, but Anarchy disrupted their cover and Thieving stole it back, stood up to that wolf's frenzied attack, then saw him off! Ha!

The ball went to the crowd next, then to them, then to the crowd thanks to Fraud, then nearly to us, but Thieving couldn't steal away to Racketeering this time. They stumbled with it, and Dirty Pool was used to keep them down. Fraud cleared the way but Bribery went quiet to seal things, and Anarchy finally exploded. Corruption saw us retrieve the ball one last time, Nepotism fumbling a sure punt, it was Graft that intercepted their chance to go ahead.

Intimidation was tried in the 2nd, never on his feet, Nepotism's Sure Feet were no such thing on a fair blitz after Racketeering took flight. We covered, barely, and barely again to cover the switch blitz-free and pass. Tricky stuff. Intimidation did nothing, and Fraud with good support did nothing but set up their blodger for a chain-push to score. Should've blocked, Fraud, should've blocked.

Our ball once more. Nepotism held back and Extortion tried with Fraud and the big lads to deprive them of the last of their dwindling blood supply. No luck. Their reach was good and Extortion had to clear. Then suddenly we had them, just 2 blood and 3 drinkers, the ball on the advance, but elf-like and powerful they covered well enough and Thieving couldn't hold his feet on the half chance of a score. Finally the ball was switched wide and all our cover and numbers meant nothing. Ransom tried, but at disadvantage they were safe.

At least we've been paid handsomely. Almost enough to cover last match's losses. Will this be the end of the Goblin's promising run at promotion? Time will tell us Nuffle's will, that and a little more Bribery and Corruption.”