“Overview

Game 2 of the preseason a very bloody game all told. Despite starting with a deah on my side from that point on the lack of real armor on the thralls really took its toll even with reserves. Grab this game played a fairly big role in pinning down a vampire the first half and extra arms proved very reliable for handing off and recovering loose balls.

Highlights

Matteau Von Vleightlestein in the very first blitz of the game is so disgusted with the possibility of drinking ape blood he decides to simply behead Michael Freedape instead. I need to find a veterinarian/zookeeper to keep this team alive.

Turn 5 Kikazaru the bonobo doesn’t like how Ormod is more scared of his vampire masters then the Jungle Jammers and decides to rectify this by killing him.

Turn 8 Vincet Adultman scores the first touchdown in the game and for the team this preseason!

Turn 3 of the second half Leni the Thrall decides that these apes deserve a good boot to the head and starts kicking. The ref is wisely staying out of the way

Turn 5 Vincet scores his second touchdown which followed by a pitch invasion the following turn with the vampires down to 8 players on the pitch already makes undeath difficult.

Turn 7 for the vampires ends in disaster as Matteau gets tripped up while dodging away and the loose ball is recovered by Bobobo Calamity Jade who short passes it to Battlechimp Potemkin for the third and final touchdown of the game.

Player of the game

Vincet Adultman while not causing casualties helped fulfilled the role of controlling the pitch so well that he was able to be in position for two hand off touchdowns as a reward.

Postgame
We managed to find an apothecary. I have a sneaking suspicion that he is three goblins in a lab-coat. Probably a good thing if that's true that would mean we have 2 sets of replacement arms for when Kornell the Silverback is out of control. ”