Ook ook! Bloody dice monkey bollocks! The D. Cong season has gone so far beyond ridiculous that flying pigs in a frozen hell twilight zone seems normal. Thrown rock took out Bobby Chestswell before we even got a turn. Then the vampires simply couldn't fail any important rolls while the apes couldn't make any rolls. Twice the dice thrown and only half as many 1s/skulls for the blood suckers. This team and this season are no longer fun and this coach is contemplating just bringing in a bash team next season to win the fouling and CAS trophies and say to hell with the ball. Now that our playoff chances are flushed down the toilet, I'll just be trying to inflict as much harm as I can the remainder of the season. OBBA and nuffle can both suck it. Ook ook!”
“...and the worst part is, the Dragons didn't manage to cash in on any bounties. Oh well. Ape Blood is fairly gamey though, it's a good thing there were some thralls around. Otherwise the Dragon's leadership would have had to slake their thirst on less developed simians.”
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Round 7 (round 3 BYE)
Ook ook! Bloody dice monkey bollocks! The D. Cong season has gone so far beyond ridiculous that flying pigs in a frozen hell twilight zone seems normal. Thrown rock took out Bobby Chestswell before we even got a turn. Then the vampires simply couldn't fail any important rolls while the apes couldn't make any rolls. Twice the dice thrown and only half as many 1s/skulls for the blood suckers. This team and this season are no longer fun and this coach is contemplating just bringing in a bash team next season to win the fouling and CAS trophies and say to hell with the ball. Now that our playoff chances are flushed down the toilet, I'll just be trying to inflict as much harm as I can the remainder of the season. OBBA and nuffle can both suck it. Ook ook!”