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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2015-11-08 05:10:06
60k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
1
1
-
1
17
142
5
31
17
3
#4 Ponto "Rumrunner" Kalliwart – Dead (RIP)
#8 "Easy" Myrtle Millbridge – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#9 "Sick" Wellby Tealeaf – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#13 Rufus "Sewer Rat" Grub – Gouged Eye (MNG)
“Halflings played like they were possessed, taking advantage of any openings they could find to score a team-record three touchdowns. One of those was scored by locker room legend Otho "The Lookout" Chubb, who singlehandedly blitzed an ogre into the crowd, caught the resulting throw-in on the fly, then juked a snotling out of his tiny little boots and ran the ball into the end zone.”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
150
-
23
44
1
“I have no idea what the hell they ate, but that was one of the craziest matches I've ever played. Halflings knocking over ogres, and pretty much being invincible the entire match. I resorted to throwing snotlings at them, but even that didn't work. The crowd was the most unpredictable I've seen in a long time, both throwing rocks at halflings and then handing them the ball. I want a rematch, if just for further hilarity.”