“The match got off on a horrible start for A Laugh And A Half, for the fans were out for blood and threw a rock right between Ace Ventura's eyes, leaving him badly hurt and unregenerated in the box for the rest of the match. Luckily for them though, the pouring rain made the Bad Blue Boys fumble the ball not once but twice, allowing AL&AH to brawl their way further up the pitch, killing the unfortunate hobgoblin Lemi in the process. Quite a hussle for the ball ensued, but in the end it was Wayne Campbell who saw an opportunity to grab the ball in the midst of all the chaos. His teammates freed him from any defenders, providing him with ample opportunity to casually walk the ball in the endzone. TD Undead!

The second half it was AL&AH's turn to receive, and the pouring rain stopped as rays of sunshine broke through the clouds, blessing them with perfect blood bowl weather. It was as if Nuffle himself smiled down upon them. The kick landed perfectly behind the los, creating the ideal set-up: Austin Powers picked up the ball and his teammates provided his coverage. The Bad Blue Boys were out for blood to avenge their fallen teammate and were hungry for the ball; their defense was airtight and quickly they managed to cover the ballhandler themselves. Against all odds, Austin was able to dodge his defenders, and thanks to another outstanding smackdown by Lloyd Christmas he was able to penetrate deep into Chaos Dwarf territory. Ranc didn't live to tell the tale. A second AL&AH td looked imminent, but the BBB weren't about to stand still and let it happen: Milka blitzed his way out of his defenders clutches and was able to cover the ballhandler once more. The crowd held its breath: would Austin be able to dodge this monstrosity breathing down his neck and march his way into the endzone? Alas! Nuffle decided he had graced them enough. Wayne tripped and fumbled the ball, thus allowing Milka to make right the fumbling situation from the first half. He easily picked up the ball and marched in right into the endzone, causing a CD td and ending the game in a tie.

Tie or not, it was an exciting and bloody match and I would like to thank both my opposing coach ànd the specs for another excellent blood bowl experience.

'Till next time!”