CTV 1030k Elven Union
1
80k
11000 (1 FAME)
+1
1/1/1
Inducements: 1 bribe
Wood Elf CTV 990k
1
30k
6000
+1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
#3 Corin Cloakholder – Damaged Back (NI)
#4 Theo Tosserrosser – Groin Strain (MNG)
#6 Lumax – Dead (RIP)
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<Jim_Fear> Greetings.
<Pyates16> gday
<Jim_Fear> Best of luck.
<Pyates16> likewise
<Jim_Fear> AWESOME!!!! (Thrown rock kickoff roll kills his thrower)
<Jim_Fear> This is going to be a great match. (Apoth used, MSG)
<Pyates16> yeah this is my current string of luck
<Pyates16> seems as tho people can do it all againest me but i cant do it
<Jim_Fear> HAHAHAHA
<Jim_Fear> This rain is murder. (Failed pick up)
<Jim_Fear> Turns elves into Norse.
<Jim_Fear> Interesting.
<Jim_Fear> Drum Roll....
<Pyates16> FFS
<Jim_Fear> Time to Kill the WarDancer!!!!!!
<Pyates16> go on then
<Pyates16> kill them
<Pyates16> foul them all
<Pyates16> COME ON
<Pyates16> DONT BE A PUSSY
<Jim_Fear> NADA!!!! (WD stunned)
<Pyates16> LOVE GETTING DICED
<Pyates16> come on
<Jim_Fear> Got greedy with those fouls.
<Pyates16> dp it more
<Pyates16> come on
<Jim_Fear> That's what she said.
<Pyates16> thats what your mum said?
<Jim_Fear> I think that's what she said.
<Jim_Fear> I couldn't really understand her.
<Jim_Fear> She was talking with her mouth full.
<Pyates16> doesnt help when her mouth is full
<Jim_Fear> Double Skull (Was about to take an 2d block for a surf)
<Pyates16> no way man your dicing me like f*** you cant lose
<Jim_Fear> It's becuase I'm running this in Client Mode. No way I can lose.
<Pyates16> huh? (Touchdown to close out the first half)
<Jim_Fear> There's the brib I needed. (Kickoff result)
<Jim_Fear> Whoops. (Went for an elf pass play and failed the pick up)
<Jim_Fear> This is where I lost the match last time.
<Jim_Fear> HAHAH
<Jim_Fear> Splat.
<Jim_Fear> Do I try it?
<Jim_Fear> Why not!
<Jim_Fear> Nice!
<Jim_Fear> See?
<Jim_Fear> You're back in this game! (Wood elves even the score)
<Pyates16> not really
<Jim_Fear> All that cying about dice for nothing.
<Jim_Fear> Don't you feel silly now?
<Pyates16> and the next game is gonna be really f****d up
<Pyates16> no i dont
<Pyates16> im fuc*** sick of getting fouled out of spite or no reason at all foul for the postion no for the sake of fouling
<Jim_Fear> I foul becuase you're elves.
<Jim_Fear> I foul becuase we're elves.
<Jim_Fear> I foul here.
<Jim_Fear> I foul there.
<Jim_Fear> I foul everywhere.
<Jim_Fear> This match is still yours.
<Jim_Fear> Relax and enjoy it.
<Jim_Fear> I can't wait to post this entire chat in the post match write up.
<Pyates16> do what ever you want sunsine
<Jim_Fear> That's Princess Sunshine to you.
<Pyates16> my bad
<Pyates16> fouling?
<Jim_Fear> Every turn.
<Jim_Fear> Are you going to keep crying about your luck? (Wood elves in scoring position)
<Pyates16> its only taken 12 turnes 2 si and a death
<Jim_Fear> AV7. All of your players will die.
<Pyates16> yours arent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Jim_Fear> I'm a better coach than you.
<Jim_Fear> I inspire my team.
<Jim_Fear> HHAHAHAHA.
<Jim_Fear> Except when it comes the picking up the ball.(Failed pick up)
<Pyates16> well i would hate for the better coach to suffer a loss
<Jim_Fear> Dude, it's only a game.
<Jim_Fear> I enjoy losing.
<Jim_Fear> Especally when it's pissed you off so badly.
<Jim_Fear> No matter what the score ends up, this match is a victory for me.
<Pyates16> i dont care about winning or losing i just the fact that people feeling fouling is a great part of the game
<Jim_Fear> My favorite part is the sound of your tears on the keyboard.
<Jim_Fear> I love you. (WarDancer double skulls the blitz, as he's carrying the ball, for the winning touchdown. No RR)
<Pyates16> EAD
<Jim_Fear> With mustard.
<Jim_Fear> Balls and all.
<Pyates16> foul then come on oh mr fouler foul foul foul
<Jim_Fear> Awww. (Dropped the pass for the possible win)
<Jim_Fear> Good fame.
<Jim_Fear> I mean game.
<Jim_Fear> I really enjoyed it.
<Pyates16> nice dicing
<Jim_Fear> Maybe you should try Candy Land?
<Jim_Fear> Best of luck with your next match.
<Pyates16> i wont do anything there
<Jim_Fear> </clientmode> (salt in the wound)
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Reply to opponent's report:
What you think is irrelevant. I won the match on points(Touchdowns scored + casualties inflicted), crippled your catcher, and ruined your evening. That's winning on three different levels.”