“The performance of the Firebolts was mediocre at best. A lot of unnecessary mistakes, along with the hopeless fumbling around with the ball cost the team several opportunities to score touchdowns. The only salvation of the 'bolts was their hard blocks that reduced the numbers of the skavens.

The 'bolts fans were not to be completely disappointed, though, as Vidar the Vain scored a touchdown just before the end of the 2nd half, thus saving the team from a humiliating defeat.

The Skreamers were in good form, dodging around and confusing the Norsemen in the blinding sunshine. There were some casualties, though. One of the gutter runners hurt his ankle badly, but was saved by the skilled medic team and was able to continue playing. Two linemen weren't quite as lucky, though. Lingering Presence will be missing the next game recovering from the beating Vidar the Vain gave him, and Tainted Whisker received a lethal blow from the frenzying Norseman blitzer.

The whole Firebolts team would like to express their condoleances for the loss of Tainted Whisker. I've taken the liberty of sending the widow flowers along with a season pass to upcoming Firebolts games.

The Skreamers did very well against the hard-hitting Firebolts and proved that their gutter runners are worth every penny when used properly. Good play!”