“Captains log, delivery date 202425 dash dot.

I think we have lost ourselves to some kind of very hostile world and all our communication equipment is now busted. We materialized onto some kind of field and when I send the first shipper Reg Exp to investigate he failed to return. I expect that he has found a one-way gate back to home-realm.

Next I sent Jsdk Iibeäm to ask some directions but the locals just beat her up and threw her to a ditch. She has now been issued permanent VMTL status.

What was even worse they traced her path back to our main camp and took us by a surprise.
After a nice chat with the locals we got a comission to deliver a medium sized leather bag with spike decorations to somewhere else. As we tried to deliver it some very short locals kept beating on us until they finally gave up and went somewhere else to have a drink. Our customer had vanished and we were left with the bag and no delivery address. Could anybody help us, please?”