“Dead On Turn One, hit by a rock, spent most of the game in the KO box.
Drops The Ball intercepted on turn 15, but was sadly too far from the endzone to complete the Larson. Instead, he attempted a 3+ pass to Met His End On A Failed Dodge, and rolled a 2, throwing the ball far off course, and ending the match in a 1-1 tie.

But good God was this a ridiculous match from start to finish. Failure was the name of the game, as the Elves and Vamps, in spite of minor successes, completely failed to take over the game at any point. Ones, Skulls, and Both Downs afflicted both teams heavily, and much laughter was had by all.

After 1, Murphy's Elves have certainly lived up to the motto of "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"”