“<Endzone> hi, gl and hf!
<okostomi> hi mate
<okostomi> let's have a fun game
<Endzone> heh
<Endzone> elven magic!
<Endzone> "Good evening sports fans! And good morning Bob, what do you make of this matchup?"
<Endzone> "Well Jim, the elves are on the blitz and well they might - I wouln't want to meet those Nrgle warriors in a dark alley!"
<Endzone> "Quite right Bob, but at least you can smell them coming..."
<okostomi> But have they covered all the tacklers well?
<okostomi> Not sure
<Endzone> "It's all happening Bob! The ref hardly blew his whistle - the elves charged under and caught the short kick, but already we have an elf off the field and the ball back under Nurgel control!"
<Endzone> "Expect a wild one Jim. Anything could happen and it probably will."
<Endzone> "True words Bob...true words."
<Endzone> Damn - out of wine :(
<Endzone> Off to look for booze brb
<okostomi> ok
<Endzone> success!
<Endzone> :)
<Endzone> sherry
<okostomi> huhh
<Endzone> heh
<Endzone> Need some new dice!
<Endzone> mmm sherry
<Endzone> "It's all crazy out there Bob! Missed blocks... wait what is that? Wham!!"
<okostomi> yeah
<Endzone> "Oh my Jim"
<Endzone> "That may just be the best day in an unpronounable Rotter's life!"
<Endzone> "I blame the previous team Bob."
<Endzone> "Did you know that under the 'Retention of Personal Identity Treaty' the deceased keeps his name?"
<Endzone> "I didn't Jim. But I always like to learn."
<Endzone> what a mess!
<Endzone> "I don't think I have seen a half of Bloodbowl like this in a while Jim! Both sides throwing everything at it!"
<Endzone> "Including themselves Bob!"
<okostomi> exciting times...
<okostomi> the elf coach's legs are shaking
<Endzone> hehe
<okostomi> we have a problem here...
<okostomi> big problem
<Endzone> it is no reroll bloodbowl sportsfans...
<okostomi> no reroll, pure bloodbowl
<Endzone> the way it was supposed to be played...
<Endzone> am I feeling greedy?
<okostomi> that is normal when you play nurgle
<okostomi> just fitting into the role
<okostomi> grats
<Endzone> ty
<okostomi> just hoping for the 2 turns
<Endzone> "Bob, the crowd are chanting 'RIOT, RIOT, RIOT..." What do you think that means?"
<Endzone> I know this game is taking a long time and that is my fault - but how do you feel about a 15 min break at half time?
<okostomi> I am ok with it
<Endzone> ok, I'll set up
<okostomi> cya in 15 mins
<Endzone> cool
<Endzone> "It looks like the players are back on the pitch Bob."
<Endzone> "So what do you make of that first half Jim?"
<Endzone> "Well Bob, the early blitz looked good for the elves and although the Nurgle regained the ball I fancied the elves to resteal it. Tha just shows what 1000 games commentating does for you - not a lot Bob, not a lot!"
<Endzone> "Looks like someone left a bad smell out there Jim!"
<okostomi> :)
<okostomi> those guys stink as hell
<okostomi> now that makes me think again if I want to score quick...
<Endzone> ;)
<Endzone> "Another crunching block from those smelly Nurgle fellas Jim, but I still feel these elves have a trick or two up their sleeves."
<Endzone> 'Wisewords Bob, write of elves at your peril!"
<Endzone> "What is the difference between an elf catcher and a Nurle warrior Bob?"
<Endzone> "I don't know Jim."
<Endzone> "About 3 touchdowns Bob, about 3 touchdowns."
<Endzone> "So much for the unpronouncable rotter Jim!"
<Endzone> 'He had it coming Bob, he had it coming."
<Endzone> I think that is what we technically call in the trade - a break!
<Endzone> gratz
<okostomi> thanks
<okostomi> that prince is sooo shy there
<Endzone> "Looks like we are set up for a grand finale to this encounter Jim"
<okostomi> I will be missing him
<Endzone> "The Bloodbowl player formerly known as Prince seems to still be missng Bob - it didn't look to me like he was hit too hard."
<Endzone> "He's doing his hair Jim...it takes time."
<okostomi> that brave idea of not stalling in this situation looks kinda ridiculus
<Endzone> 'Another flying hit Jim - the elves are outnumbered here - will they change tactics!"?
<okostomi> ohhh
<Endzone> "Oh dear Bob"
<Endzone> "Seems like we have a Chaos ref today!"
<okostomi> we are surrounded
<okostomi> shouldn't that only happen on offense?
<Endzone> "The elves need a miracle Jim"
<Endzone> "Usually their speciality Bob!"
<okostomi> nice
<okostomi> it is gonna be hard now
<Endzone> gl
<Endzone> oooh
<Endzone> you just cant trust elves
<okostomi> got closer then I thought
<Endzone> always trying to spoil your day!
<okostomi> grats
<Endzone> thx for the game
<okostomi> had no chance
<okostomi> maybe next time
<Endzone> harder than it looked
<Endzone> always a threat
<Endzone> gl with your team
<okostomi> thanks
<okostomi> cheers
<Endzone> cya ;)”