“Oh Fredirck Bluefire, what a game you had. A saurus in turn 1 is sent to the casualty box, and a skink soon after. And just before half time the kroxigor brings you down but you take him with you - a hattrick of casualties and a foolish Coach Chainsaw doesn't call the apothecary to restore your fractured skull. Terrible me! And just to show me what I'm going to be missing, you mutate and grow claws. What a player! A single half of Blood Bowl and one that few in the game will ever match. One of the greatest loner appearances of all time.

As for the "game", the lizards only lined up with 4 players for the 2nd half. After the LOS hits, that became just 1, with the pitch being cleared at one point. To top it all off, my team only threw 21 blocks in the entire match.

When a skink tried to foul the clawpomber? Snakes. It was one of those games, nothing Dauby could do but see it out.”