“This was truly a game of massive calibre. Both coaches were sure this was going to be a hell of a match, as Passer, the one-turner star of the Sickness football club, along with the rest of the well-fit team, was put up against the goblin team "Bam bam, thank you mam" 's all star goblins and their ogres "Kill-Kelly" the, well, killer, and "Missus Charlie" the passing ogre (don't ask about the name, he's sensitive)

The match started off with the goblins catching the rats flat-footed; I can Fly the goblin was tossed high into the humid evening night by Missus Charlie, and I can Fly in calm scored a surprising 1-0 touchdown.

Then the skavens equalised and took the lead afterwards, and it became a big race to equalise, take lead, equalise etc.

A couple of times the goblins, who have been renowned for their sure feet, tripped up just in the end zone, as well as Passer the gutter runner - the pitch was rather wet today but it only built up the excitement!

It was 6-6 at last down when Passer the Gutter Runner grabbed the ball for the final time, dodged bravely through the menacing line of goblins and ogres, leaping over any obstacles in his way and with a mighty jump he leapt into the endzone mud, and the crowd went insane! 7-6! Sickness football club had won!

We got a short statement from Passer the One-turning gutter:
"Well i'm just doin me job" he said briefly and continued sniffing warpstone.

Unfortunately the star goblins were unavailable for interviews, but we got a word from Kill-Kelly the ogre:

"Ugg mmm rats go nice squish"
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Well, later folks! This was a hell of a match! Goodbye, stay tuned!”