“Outstanding silliness - First half gobbos score with a boingy-boingy pogo bounce to the line despite a controversial reffing decision where a plate of the goblins best "shrooms in shite" was offered as a bribe but rejected by the disgusting (and disgusted) elvish referee.

On restart the marauder ball carrier suddenly found himself face to face with and sprinting troll. Fortunately the rest of the 'Eat Your Heart Out' team were on hand to drop the troll and play trampoline on his head en-mass. The troll ends up in the KO box, which is surprising considering that suggests he has a brain to knock out.

Playing on the troll shaped bouncy castle delayed the Pact team enough that an equalizer looked unlikely but in a surprising twist they went all elvish scoring with a pass into the endzone collected by their mutant freak and disgrace to his species gobbo Snishk the Despoiler.

Second half and many of the Eat Your Heart Out players decide to stay in the KO bin rather than carry on playing - such was their confidence of an easy score against their stunty opposition. But their drive runs into trouble thanks to some sneaky dodging by the Runtz' gobbos and heavy hitting blitzing from their trollish team mates. Pinned against the touch line it is all the skaven ball carrier can do to stay on his feet and away from the crowd. Once again it is Snishk who comes to the rescue dashing through the goblin lines into a scoring position screaming "weez got ze ball!" only to find himself pounded to the ground by a determined gobbo defence. The ball goes into the crowd and the resulting throw lands kindly for the Runtz allowing the perennial failure known only as 'Fool' to pick up and sprint almost the full length of the field, practically unsupported, for an unlikely TD. A special mention here needs to go to the Runtz' troll Anug who managed to single handedly pin down half of the EYHO team on the opposite side of the pitch to the ball carrier and earn himself the title 'Most Annoying Troll' for the game for the opposition coach.

With just one turn remaining and no one turn TD scoring option on the EYHO team, the remaining 5 players of the Runtz take to the field already celebrating a rare victory - only for the underhanded and bias ref to add extra time on to the match due to a 'Riot' among the spectators. Fortunately the Runtz' blushes were saved when EYHO skaven Rskkr drops the hand off that would have let him in to score because one of his marauder team mates accidently stepped on his tail at the critical moment (apparently said marauder is now enjoying the unhygienic but highly hallucinogenic effects of 'Shrooms in Shite' courtesy of the Runtz' bribing staff).

A special mention needs to go to Anug, who as well as being the most annoying troll of the game was also the most frustrated troll, failing to eat goblins on three consecutive occasions.

Outstanding game - great way to end the year on FUMBBL, thanks and well played.”