“Let us skip the Beginning.....
Gobs up two nothing,
4 turns left, I know Im winning.
I already know how this game is finishing.
I played a suburb game up until that point,
Goblins playing top notch, Rocking the Joint.
Bombs flying, Elves trying, no whining,
No Gobs skying, but TDs are mezmerizing.
So lets skip ahead to the High Elves turn 14.
Nerdbird scored easily, couldn't help myself.
I thought Id stall the last two turns down,
Ive already went ahead looked at next round.
Last turn, plan is going ahead.
There its no way he can counter it.
Then, the worst thing happens.
I cant believe he pulled off these actions!
the Blitzer Strips the ball out,
Picks up in 3 tackle zones, and dodges about.
TD, mother fucking TD, I cant believe eet!
that were are going into OT. Nuffle please.
Then,
OT, Goblins receive, HEs BLITZ... mother fucking blitz.
Don't worry, I have set up to counter it.
But the kick is deep, into the end zone.
Positioning Blown, but ball carrier not alone.
So, I retreat, I avoid the High Elf Heat.
Goblins play 4 turns, Im playing for keeps.
Again that Strip ball Blitzer,
takes the ball off my Goblin Hipster....
Okay, Im too drunk to go awn.
after turn 12 everything went wrong.
“I need to learn how to play against gobbos. My god, I played like noob (boob?) and managed to luck my way to a win. Seriously, watch the game and laugh at the craziness that is BLOODBOWL!”
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Gobs up two nothing,
4 turns left, I know Im winning.
I already know how this game is finishing.
I played a suburb game up until that point,
Goblins playing top notch, Rocking the Joint.
Bombs flying, Elves trying, no whining,
No Gobs skying, but TDs are mezmerizing.
So lets skip ahead to the High Elves turn 14.
Nerdbird scored easily, couldn't help myself.
I thought Id stall the last two turns down,
Ive already went ahead looked at next round.
Last turn, plan is going ahead.
There its no way he can counter it.
Then, the worst thing happens.
I cant believe he pulled off these actions!
the Blitzer Strips the ball out,
Picks up in 3 tackle zones, and dodges about.
TD, mother fucking TD, I cant believe eet!
that were are going into OT. Nuffle please.
Then,
OT, Goblins receive, HEs BLITZ... mother fucking blitz.
Don't worry, I have set up to counter it.
But the kick is deep, into the end zone.
Positioning Blown, but ball carrier not alone.
So, I retreat, I avoid the High Elf Heat.
Goblins play 4 turns, Im playing for keeps.
Again that Strip ball Blitzer,
takes the ball off my Goblin Hipster....
Okay, Im too drunk to go awn.
after turn 12 everything went wrong.
Thanks for the fun Nerdbird. o/
”