“Hard game vs the chaos dwarves is endured to bring much building!

From the shadows forms the Dark Avenger! Vengeance is mine! Begin thy reign of supremacy!

Karl Ax Master karate chops a guard dwarf! Upgrade to mighty blow! And deliver thy patented anaconda squeeze!

Diesel flubs about but what his hands fail, the gods shine! Upgrade to sure hands...thy hands blessed in dark energy!

And Hail to the Brain Buster, keeper of the soul of Krikack! Add the head of Ghibli to thy collection. We ride together upon the road to Hell!

DeMaio suffers a critical blow to the waist and has his hipped permanently cracked! No longer able to satisfy women!!!

"Lords of Hades, thy will is cruel! Why didn't you bring me death?!"

DeMaio regulates himself to the LOS! To face cold deliverance into Hades, point blank!”