“The Painsaws received in the first half. It didn't start off exactly as planned with a turnover occurring due to a both down result with a troll. That failure allowed MC to eventually box in all the painsaws including the ball carrier, Nosetar. It looked bleak however by a feat of unexpected agility, Nosetar moved through the sea of chaos escorted by Zogbeerster and Buttziggy eventually leading to a TD after some classy stalling near the endzone. MC were not able to score back during the rest of the first half in which Galactus the chaos warrior died to the first foul of Buttsarg's the chainsaw wielder's career.

In the second half, bad coaching led to repeated moments of troll stupidity which eventually led to MC scoring a TD on turn 5 bringing the score to 1-1. The Painsaws received without any rerolls and Tom the troll was KOed by a rock thrown by the crowd forcing an apo on him to turn his KO result into a stun.

The Painsaws were unable to pick up the ball leading to big pressure on the ball by MC and Buttsarg's blitz turned into a chainsaw hit on himself leading to him being badly hurt, considering his previous kill during the match this might have been bad karma.

Luckily, the ball was picked up on turn 2 and brought toward the LOS. Eventually the Painsaws lost the ball but after a lot of flailing around, by chance, a goblin was able to pick up a scattered ball giving the Painsaws a chance to score another TD but I got greedy and threw an unnecessary 3D block with Tom which led to him being on the ground and thus a turnover, which prevented the Painsaws from capitalizing on their good fortune.


Buttsarg will be coming back next match with a vengeance. His chainsaw will rev with the power of a thousand suns as was told in the prophecy of the child with the chainsaw scar on his forehead, Buttsarg.

RIP Galactus, the Painsaws thank you for dying at the hands of Buttsarg.”