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Match Result · League division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2016-01-29 14:10:34
Emily Regional LXIII round 2
CTV 1570k+150k Goblin
3
Winnings 80k
15000 (1 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/0
Inducements: 3 bribes
Goblin CTV 1500k+150k
1
30k Winnings
Spectators 10000
Fanfactor No change
1/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: 3 bribes
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
9
2
2
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
2
-
#4
1
-
-
-
-
3
2
-
5
-
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
5
1
-
#6
1
-
-
-
-
3
3
-
4
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
1
2
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
8
6
-
#11
-
-
-
-
1
5
10
-
-
4
2
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
3
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
4
10
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
5
-
TOTALS
3
1
-
-
1
15
152
1
37
45
7
Goblins! They shouted us a mass of bribes, and the crowd invaded to say Bribery was too much, Dik Scrushy too tough for Dirty Pool, but not applied Extortion. Nepotism fumbled and lead to Thieving, Anarchy made a mess of them and Thieving ran away with it.

Mo' Zilo! Saved the day a moment, but J.P.M. Chase couldn't run at all, twice, and with Corruption all over it he gave in and Dirty Pool saw him off. Finally, Kickbacks took the ball and scored (showing signs of Agility!). J.P.M. took flight, but couldn't dodge Corruption.

Their ball second, but Ransom was over the top, up, and away with it. They couldn't make the blitz at all, and suddenly the bribes were all used up.

With Dik Scrushy helpfully still feeling the strain of Extortion, Bribery hurried their score, and we had another go. Corruption taking the ball up, through Secrecy and leading to Conspiracy and another score. Rare effort that, but we know who the champion Goblins are now! It's whoever wins the kick off, gets some lucky fouls, has both trolls take part, makes all their GFIs, and so on.

Prev. Game 2, Emily Regional, SWL Season 63. 1/0/1. No Kills. Next.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
1
5
2
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
7
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-1
2
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
10
1
-
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
17
-
18
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
126
-
27
24
-

#9 Jer Kervie – Smashed Hand (MNG)
Bribing the referee to "let the goblins do whatever they want" was a critical oversight, leaving both teams of cheaters on equal footing.

It came down to weapon vs weapon, troll vs troll, and foul vs foul. Unfortunately Colour's Trolls were largely absent, fouler was smashed early, and weapons unable to hold the line.

They're looking forward to the next rematch, and are already drafting new bribing strategies!
 
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