CTV 1170k+100k Ogre
1
50k
8000
+1
0/2/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, 2 bloodweiser kegs
Shambling Undead CTV 1270k
0
60k
14000 (1 FAME)
-1
3/0/2
Inducements: 1 bribe
#7 Bloodmop – Dead (RIP)
#9 Sawtooth – Dead (RIP)
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Today a shambling horde of undead creatures visited our stadium. My masters were pleased, since they like the somewhat rotten flesh of zombies. The game was played in great weather, slightly overcast, but warm.
Our team received and Forkbearer got the ball. We advanced on the right side, but the undead had a great defense and our progress was stopped. Swarmed by the enemy we risked a never seen before play (at least not in our stadium anyway).Master Giantgut grabbed Forkbearer and let him fly over the opposing defense. The little helper ran in for the touchdown.
The undead fans being unhappy had to vent their frustration and decided to eat the referee before the kickoff.
Now came the hard part; stopping the fast ghouls. They advanced on our right side, and with the ogres being tied up in a melee it came down to our puny snotlings. Meanwhile Ratroaster, eager to prove himself stepped on the neck of fancy dresser Monsier Raymond, breaking it. Sadly the fiend's bones mended almost immidiately. On the other side of our half five little snots swarmed two ghouls, so theit ballbearer had to make a risky move because of their valiant effort. The ghoul failed. 1-0 for us halftime.
Second half the foe tried again to advance on our right. They advanced quick, but left their ball carrying ghoul open to a hit by Master Gorefeast. The ghoul went down and Bugchaser stepped on the ghoul knocking it unconcious. After that our tiny helpers swarmed the ball and a huge fight followed. Brakk was injured fighting four zombies in the midfield and the undead tried desperately for most of the half to clear the ball's surrounding of our players.
In this scrum Drakku managed to rip the rotten balls off of one of their zombies. Happy with his find he opened his hand, just to find nothing and on the bench there was the zombie with a regrown set of testicles. Sorcery!
With only two ogres and two snotlings left before the final whistle they finally managed this. Luckily for us Laurenzo, their traitor fell before the goalline, ensuring our victory.
After the game I noticed that Bloodmop and Sawtooth disappeared. Only two rather large spots of blood were found, but none of the remains.”