“Hard to imagine a more entertaining 0-0 draw.

First half the vamp's drive comes to premature end when one of the blood suckers trips over a snake in the grass whilst dodging, but the U-dogs are unable to take advantage of the situation due to an inability to pick up the ball.

Second half sees Gerald distracted due to the Spartak coach having given him a rubix cube to solve - he only emerges from his reverie when a passing vamp suggests the he could solve the puzzle faster to which Gerald responds 'Now without a head old chap' and KIAs the leach on the spot (who inconsiderately regenerates). Meanwhile the rest of the U-dog team has made a break down the centre - and the speedy gobbo mutant 'Green-Goo' is clear through to the endzone, all he has to do is sprint over the line to score, and promptly GFI fails ending the game 0-0.

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