“Very annoying game, the third one for the Parisians Orcs in this competition... Where is the Magic gone ?!
Somewhere with the ref who didn't give a single whistle of the game despite a reasonable number of fouls.
Humans have been agressive, violents, and overall very very mean... I'm taking the Orcs on a special training before next game, we need to have a talk about bloodlust and all this sort of things, they've been abusing of baguette and chesse lately.

Edit: "chesse" is a game of chess made up with cheese (old parisian orc tradition). There's no rule: you just have to eat it... and as you do on a squared napkin well: it looks like a chess game. But it's a chesse game.”