“XFL X High Elf - Semi-final

And so it was turn of the 3rd 'High'ly thought of opponent to face the Zoolander crew. Mugatu had no intention of playing by the rules though, sending in a fireball that many commentated was 'not regulation' as it took down 5 elves, hurting 1, and setting up the defensive touchdown by T4.

These elves were not pushovers though. At least, not for a few more turns as super star catcher Blake ran through to... wait a minute, I'm told it wasn't Blake. He was pushed over easily, after blitzer Ben had been easily pushed over to make the gap. Pat caught the ball and, much to his and coach PurpleChest's surprise, managed to score.

After the one turn nearly-score, it was still honours even for the second half. Todd snuck a foamy latte onto the field then threw it over Jason, the star thrower needing to go off injured but Todd also given his marching orders by a seemingly cross Mugatu - "maybe disingenuous" remarked Billy Zane from the sidelines. Blake surged through to pressure J.P.Hewitt, but then got pushed over and knocked out. Ben tried to get involed, got pushed over and knocked out. Pat was the only skilled player left by the time he got pushed over... and killed.

In summary, it turns out PurpleChest's elves were push overs. Not much he could do about it!”