“A game that gave many laughs. The Skaven have shown their roots as farmers.

After putting up a semblance of defence, there came a moment when a Gutter Runner began a run-of-the-mill dodge to get an assist on a ball as a first action of a turn, and snaked into KO. After that, half the team was downed (the doctor has barely managed to stitch the ogre's smashed skull), and the ball was walked slowly into my end zone.

"Never to worry", the coach said. "I've trained a runner for a one-turn touchdown, let's see how sneaky he is!" Well, how sneaky can you be when a roaring crowd of fans knocks you down?

Then came a second half where as a good Skaven coach, I decided to farm some SPP by passing. Bad idea when your thrower has Shaky Paws. Amazons broke through the defence, surrounded the ball, and just when I needed to get the ball out of there, I decided to show some heroics, dodging a runner through one tackle zone. The 8/9 dodge roll went fine, but the second dodge - yep, snake into KO. Second touchdown for Valkyries.

Well, there are five turns left and with skaven, anything can happen! And it did happen: blitz!, lightning that stunned the lone carrier, interception, kill of a no-good blitzer. And another snake on a dodge when I tried a last-turn crazy pass.

It wasn't all one-sided, though. I got a Perfect Defense at the start, and the mighty-blow lineman got a skill when a girl both-downed him. A funny match all in all.”