“We faced a monster and his sycophants. This wasn't the Norse we were promised, the ones with the special vulnerability to Goblins, this was some sort of brutal stitch up by the league administration. Fees outstanding, no doubt, winnings may be diverted.

Helmut joined the great Morg for their recieve, but Hush Money kept him quiet. Dirty Pool strait into action on their sole guardsman, but the ref was ignorant of our offers, no doubt more administration interference in the rightful order of things. Corruption was an answer to their numbers, but Intimidation was nearly as effective on our own lads as Morg, as he scored covered in Goblin blood.

Kickbacks saw Thieving take the ball in range on our reply, but not the dodge for a sure score. More cruel meddling behind the scenes. Then a Blitz! against us, and Anarchy no match for giant Morg. Like elves, they dodged about and swarmed our failing numbers, the trolls playing dumb amongst it all, Kickbacks seeing skulls on the cover.

Rocks smashing us, just four left, Corruption keeping dumb on the throw, no dodges allowed, even Kickbacks stumbling in an attempt to flee with it. Then in went the boots, like fleas on a troll, a swarm of addle-headed Nordic sycophants left to do as they wished as Morg fumbled an easy score on the line, with just two quickly regenerating trolls sitting stupidly on the bench not even able to enjoy the sight of it for lack of anyone to explain the joke.

League dues paid, with gratuities. Let's see if the next match goes slightly more our way.

Prev. Game 6, Emily Regional, SWL Season 63. 1/1/4. 3 Kills. Next.”