“Once more, the might of the LOC comes face to face with the race that is rapidly becoming their nemesis: damn dirty flings. With the forced of Niels fresh in their mind, they approached the game with renewed grit and focus.

And it almost had a perfect start, cas in turn 2, both trees rooted turn 3, the boys could feel the atomic surge swelling beneath their feet. But then a blitz on the ball carrying fling sees a failed rerolled gfi and little Calorías is tossed through the air to ring in the first TD in turn 4. Still, 12 turns left for an ogre grind.

Kick off and the boys embarrass themselves, knocking down 1 fling between the 4 ogres on the frontline. Didn't even break armour :( But then a stroke of brilliance as Niels, carrying the ball, pulls the fling team over to one side of the pitch, only to dart over to his mate Yoichirogre and hand the ball off to him. But Niels doesn't have the distance to make the end zone and in the intervening turn he is swamped by flings. He tries to dodge away for the TD but gets confused and the half ends. 1-0 flings.

After some poor ball control at the start of the second half, it eventually ends in the steady hands of Erwin. Erwin hangs onto the ball for a while, unsure of where he's supposed to be heading until a tree strolls over and shows him exactly where he should be heading: face down into the dirt. A bit of a mess ensues before the ball is swiftly removed by Calorías who once again is thrown down the field to score the second TD turn 8.

Bonehead failure count: 8/66 = 1/8.3
Ongoing failure count: 96/606 = 1/6.3”