“"Lissen up boyz," coach Grotly was perched on his customary pile of crates to deliver the team talk. "Dese pointys fink itz still da mid 2590s. Deyz not alter'd dere game zince den an' wes iz gunna tek adventag."

"How are we doing to do that boss," asked Paul. "The usual method of hitting things until they stop moving, whilst undeniably effective, hasn't proven fruitful of late in the results department."

"That's right," added Yoichirogre. "I've barely had enough data for my latest research. And without the research we don't get the LOC any exposure. It's a publish or perish world out there. We can make the other team perish but it doesn't help us gets the results to publish."

"Neva yous lott mindz aboot dat, I'z gotz ya covverd. Youz jus mek surez dat yous iz on topz ov yourz game tooday. Have fayth in da powa ov ogre syens"

Bonehead failure count: 12/81 = 1/6.8
Ongoing failure count: 296/1893 = 1/6.4”