“I saved writing the report on this game for later, and now it's not showing the full damage report from the game, merely the lasting injuries. But this was just as insane of a game as you can find. Wanna see a team absolutely self-destruct? Watch the replay on this baby...

We just couldn't do anything without it resulting in an injury. Get hit, get injured. Fail a dodge, get injured. Fail a gfi, get injured. The last three times we lined up I had 3 rats to field. Three. I don't know if Nuffle was pissed at me or what, but he sure as hell farted on my team today.

To give credit where it's due, Shambles played a decent enough game, but then he didn't really have to do much to succeed.

Some recovery game this turned out to be...”