“After completely destroying my team with his higher tr skaven last game, Shambles graciously offered to play me a recovery game so I could get back all my miss-gamers. (He also figured on an easy win due to the number of handicaps his squad would get. He was right.)

Not only did I start the game off with only 8 rats, but he very quickly reduced that number even further with his two additional rips. That makes in two games vs this coach 3 rips, 2 niggles and an armor drop. Oh, and two very embarrassing losses with two ff drops.

Still, at least after this game, since no "lasting" injuries resulted (the rips were on unskilled linerats, including Five SI's very first game) I'm actually coming out of this whole mess stronger than before I ever met this coach. But, no offense, I pray to god IF we ever face each other again it'll be under a little more fair circumstances...”