“Jarvis Pants was awake from the start, informing his opposite number that he, Whitealien, was about to begin his 200th match. Eager to impress after a lengthy absense and a terrible day at the office, Whitealien began by making several line-up mistakes and kicked the ball straight to the Catching Waves's Elves, who were having a day off. They started waves of fumbling, allowing Skraggy Skulls a chance to set up a decent defence.

Skulls refused, however, and left one side completely open but did put a lot of pressure on the rest of the Elven team, leading to a choice between hospitalisations or a quick score. They opted for the latter.

A sequence of errors led to a comical rest of the first half.

Second half, the dice Lord took over the game and helped the zombies and skellies across the line, an heavenly act for which I am very grateful.

We played badly and thankfully so did my opponent's dice, screwing him over at every opportunity. I look forward to the rematch where hopefully I can give you a decent game in terms of tactical decisions! haha”