“Team Captain, Bo, lay prone... amongst the iron clad boots and hooves of the Cuarteto. He looks up at the venerable Lord Borak and says, "Hey pussyfart! Show folks the pink jeggings you got under your spanks so they can know why you foul like newborn hairless mole!"

And that was the turning point.

Rather than be able to ruthlessly lay the boot, Lord Borak stammers and weakly (and blatantly) kicks at Bo's head... evoking the ire of the ref, getting tossed out of the game, and doing no damage to the Pro Bowler's captain. Bo goes on to complete a pass and score a hat-trick.

Moot-Dawg quietly passes for 25 yards with two passes in the second half, and the rest of the team frustrates young chaos like elves so often do. The rematch will be ruder, no doubt.”