“On a nationally and internationally broadcasted game, the Carolina Black Panther Party played their elfy little panties off.

Knowing the proclivity of the Bludgeoners to position well, the BPP called on their freelance wizard to disrupt their ball movement early with the hopes to make them scramble to a mistake. While no drastic mistakes were made, Carolina was able to turn a slight man advantage into a force for Cincy to GFI for the score... sans probability wizard... and Barry Leegle gummed it at the goal-line.

Second half, the BPP plied their team with beer to get all KO's back, and despite being down a player, was able to spread out and discombobulate the Nurgle enough to score just before the 4th quarter. A skilled (re: lucky) deep kick and a nurgley fumble by Leegle gave Cincy short time to tie up the game, and Kelvin Benjamin popped the ball loose at the last minute causing a mad scramble by stinky hooves to get the ball. To no avail.

Gotcha, Suth! Get revenge in the Super Bowl!! ;D”