“What we took to be rain was actually Nuffle pissing on us. The entire match was a disaster from start to finish, as the Norse landed nothing but POWS, more and more orcs were leaving the pitch, and the squad remaining could do nothing right. The second half, playing a man up, was somehow even worse, as orcish ineptitude reached an all-time high.

Once the game was securely in their grasp, the Norse coach decided to further drag out the misery of this match in an attempt to farm SPP's for their team.

Lastly, I report myself for using abusive language towards both the game and my opponent. As my opponent said, it's a game, and sometimes people have fun even when you are not. Cussing out Fumbbl is how I have fun, even when you are not.

Thank you for the match.”