“The Wrestlers started well against these Cwarfs. HHM kickoff returned and got the ball to Lucan. Les Kellet hurled forward Little Lord Lucan who superbly landed in 3 tackle zones before scoring.
After this the Snots took it hard with Bicep being killed and then snots being taken off the pitch with almost every hit. The Bulldog managed one cas but there was no doubt in the drive being successful before half-time. We had a brief time to hit back but a long kick prevented a TD chance.
2nd half we kicked short and blitzed! Jim Breaks blitzed and ko'd Hoss the Bull and Lucan caught the ball. However with Les boneheaded Lucan wasn't protected enough to go for glory and the other Centaur took him down, piling on and stunning the snot. After a missed pass the crowd threw the ball in to the middle. Ankle Biter couldn't pick it up when we had the chance and our numbers were reduced further. Waterboy eventually got it but his hopeful attempted pass to Big Daddy was intercepted by Earl the Cwarf! The Ogres were soon left by themselves on our team and we went down 3-1. Fun game.”