“Quite an interesting match this was. Few fans came to watch the two obscure teams duke it out in the RNEL Pre-season in the disgusting weather conditions. Mud puddles oozed all across the field, and thunder raged on above. Regardless, both teams were ready for a match. Or so we thought.

The Jurassic Lizards started off great, injuring the opposing team's minotaur, and managing to score a touchdown in the first 4 turns with the Skink, Trinket Skinket.

Soon enough, Trinket Skinket scored another touchdown as the 1st half was nearing its end. For the remaining 2 turns of that half, Spongebob decided to set up its defense as a 4 layer thick wall in front of the line of scrimmage. It... worked. Somehow.

But, in the second half, the Jurassic Lizards continued the onslaught, scoring a third touchdown with the one and only Trinket Skinket. The player had achieved his first hat trick in his first game. What a milestone.

Not only was the game lopsided, but both teams seemed to hate each other. Finally, one of the Saurus was caught, but they just bribed the ref and went back to beating up on the opposition.

The Jurassic Lizards defeated the Spongebob 3-0 on 5/5/16.

*The Spongebob team claims its real name is the Bikini Bottom Bad Boyz, but for some reason it... isn't.”