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Match Result · Ranked division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2016-05-20 21:29:14
GLT XII: Old Teams Qualifiers 4 round 2
CTV 1700k+650k Wood Elf
4
Winnings 60k
0k Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bribe, 1 wandering apothecary, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Willow Rosebark, Star player Eldril Sidewinder
Human CTV 2350k
0
60k (-50000) Winnings
Spectators 1k
Fanfactor -1
0/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
8
-
#3
2
-
-
-
-
-
2
15
6
17
5
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
1
1
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
3
-
9
15
-
11
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
13
-
10
9
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
15
-
-
-
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
-
#20
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
3
-
#91
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
1
-
 
TOTALS
2
-
-
-
4
1
18
147
7
39
33
-

#17 Edward Strongfist – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
5
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
5
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
1
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
5
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#10
2
-
-
-
-
-
2
15
4
6
3
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
5
1
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
11
-1
2
1
5
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
7
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#16
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
15
-
-
5
1
 
TOTALS
2
1
-
-
-
1
8
162
3
18
31
8
Buccaneers go down in flames in the second round of the GLT qualifier.

Bucs stagger around the pitch like they are punch drunk and suffer epic fail of titanic proportions.

Gromstomp has the worst game of his legendary career and leads the Bucs right out of the GLT.


Coach stands on the top step of the dug out as the final whistle goes off. The Bucs run into the dug out with their heads held low. Cursing and screaming about the loss.

Coach hears the fans above him, beer cans crashing on top of the dug out, a few glass bottles break and throw shards of glass in front of coach and then a toilet bowl blows up on top of the dug out.

Coach steps out of the dug out and stares down the Buc faithful, spits a wad of tabacco juice on the ground and gives them the middle finger and then runs into the dug out.

Coach enter the tunnel the locker room as the dug out ceiling caves in from thousands of beer cans, rocks and 3 dildos hit the dug out roof.


Bottom line

Pitiful
 
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