CTV 1500k Chaos Dwarf
1
![Winnings Winnings](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/treasury.png)
50k
16000 (1 FAME)
-1
![Casualties Casualties](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/apothecary.png)
4/3/0
Inducements:
Ogre CTV 1390k+100k
1
50k
![Spectators Spectators](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/cheerleader.png)
12000
![Fanfactor Fanfactor](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/fanfactor.png)
+1
1/0/0
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs
#5 Bugg – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#6 Rennedrev – Fractured Leg (MNG)
#13 Rufa – Fractured Leg (MNG)
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The final game of the season for The Order was against a familiar foe, the fearsome thinkers known as Graelings Philosophers. The two teams were meeting for the third time in three seasons but on this occasion The Order was bringing a league-leading six perms.
The Ogres opted to receive, forcing The Order to put three nigglers on the line. The Philosophers were so excited by the prospect of all those tempting targets that half the team immediately suffered from paralysing boner rolls. Those were pretty much the last boners of the game though as they quickly gathered themselves, and the ball, and began to move up the middle of the field. A fortunate one die led to the ball being sprung loose, but it was easily recovered. After it was sprung loose a second time both offence and defence were in disarray and it was in Nuffle's hands as to which endzone might see the pig bladder.
In the end it was neither. Four consecutive turns without a single boner put paid to any hopes of a defensive score, while the frequent cracking of snotling limbs stopped any forward progress by the Philosophers.
Five Philosophers and four of their little green teaching assistants came out after halftime to kick-off to a full complement of dwarves. When one of each left the pitch in the first couple of turns some holes began to open up in the ogre defence. The Philosophers attempted to plug the gaps by literally throwing snots at them, but to no avail. Finally a break-tackler got near the ball but The Order was able to negotiate it safely over the line.
After the Philosophers had readied themselves for a turn 16 flying snot equaliser the crowd awarded them an extra turn and an errant hobgob foot awarded them ball in hand. After that it was a trivial endeavour for the ogres to throw the snot and have it dodge in for the score.
9 boners out of 73 rolls - the Philosophers displayed their education as they took The Order to school.
A disappointing end to a disappointing season. The Order was outplayed and out-cas'd almost every game.
Time to turn the page on Season Three and begin to plan for Season Four.
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